sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:
sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:
if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare
thinking about space fucks me up
a set of tags i was never prepared for
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
well? can he????
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits
im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?